Welcome to the Eragon Sporkings WikiEdit

This site is a collection of Kippur's analysis of bad books from Eragon to Twilight and others in between. It used to be on

The BooksEdit

Inheritance Cycle
Eragon Sporkings Touching Spirit Bear
Eldest Sporkings The Fifth Sorceress
Brisingr Sporkings The DaVinci Code
Inheritance Sporkings Dansce Macabra

The Epistles Edit

Through great pain and suffering, trials and tribulations beyond measure, losing much sanity, sleep and socks I have managed to procure the famed Epistles long thought lost to the internet.

Originally written when Eragon came out, they were some of the first detailed examinations of what made Eragon so bad. They also were partial inspiration for my own work and in one or two cases used as references.

The Epistles
Epistle the First Epistle the Second Epistle the Third Epistle the Fourth Epistle the Fifth
Epistle the Sixth Epistle the Seventh Epistle the Eighth Epistle the Ninth Epistle the Tenth

Latest activityEdit

  • discussion page Talk:Eragon Twenty Five
    new comment by GreatWyrmGold
    Comment: I see where the poison thing is coming from. The idea is presumably to make sure that Elf Sue has a reason not to try escaping, and to make sure that...
  • discussion page Talk:Eragon Twenty Four
    new comment by GreatWyrmGold
    Comment: I approve of your naming convention. A girl does not deserve to share her name with Elf Sue.
  • discussion page Talk:Eragon Nineteen
    new comment by GreatWyrmGold
    Comment: It's eventually revealed that the priests of the Helgrind cult secretly worship the Raz'zac. I can't decide if that's sillier or less silly than...
  • discussion page Talk:Eragon Eighteen
    new comment by GreatWyrmGold
    Comment: Yup. As does the fact that Brom doesn't point out that the internal politics of the Varden aren't all that complex, especially for someone as...
  • discussion page Talk:Eragon Seventeen
    new comment by GreatWyrmGold
    Comment: Maybe the months-long estimate was caused by ridiculous amounts of red tape?
  • discussion page Talk:Eragon Fourteen
    new comment by GreatWyrmGold
    Comment: And the homing rocks help save time hunting, because you don't need to find new game every time you miss. If Eragon the awsum hunter ever missed.
  • discussion page Talk:Eragon Twelve
    new comment by GreatWyrmGold
    Comment: I mean, discovering that a curse word is actually a helpful magic spell does seem like a weird way to discover magic.
  • discussion page Talk:Eragon Eleven
    new comment by GreatWyrmGold
    Comment: "Oh, f#&%!" sounds like a perfectly reasonable reaction to getting trapped in an alley by a couple of Urkel-minotaur-orc things.
  • discussion page Talk:Eragon Seven
    new comment by GreatWyrmGold
    Comment: Remind me, was  areason ever given for Eragon hopping on Saphira in the first place?
  • discussion page Talk:Eldest Eighteen
    new comment by A FANDOM user
    Comment: Paolini knows nothing about, well, anything, but clearly doesn't know anything about chickens, because how the hell could one guy steal and eat...

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