Inevitable Drinking Game Edit
- Use of the word throbbing or throb.
- The word meat.
- Every time something shows up which is just Paolini making a commentary on what he feels is important but isn't done very subtly and has absolutely no importance to the story.
- Every time Eragon does something that is supposed to be heroic (according to the text) but isn't.
- Every time Eragon fails at doing something heroic, which he's supposed to/should do.
- It's just there.
- Every time Eragon is Just That Special.
- Every time Roran or someone else is Just That Special
- Every time Eragon falls unconscious
- Every time Eragon does something that should be impossible
- Every time Paolini breaks his previously established continuity or rules.
- Twice if he does it when Eragon is being Just That Special or doing something Impossible
- Three times if it's all three.
- Every time Saphira is treated less like a friend/soul-mate/forever companion and more like a slave
- Every time his prose gets utterly ridiculous.
- Every time there is a weird metaphor or simile
- Every time Eragon falls a sleep to end a chapter.
- Every time Eragon wakes up to begin a chapter.
- Every time the elves are shown to be Better Than Thou.
- Every time Angela is Quirky.
- Full bottle if there's any mention of hairless groins or something to that effect.
- Every time Eragon wangsts about something.
- And then immediately forgets about it.
- Every time it feels like Paolini's just throwing something in there because he thought it was "Cool".
- Every time something appears to be stolen from somewhere else.
- Every time it's mentioned that the world would be so much better if the Dragon Riders were still in charge.
- Every time it's mentioned that Galby is evil but there's still no evidence to back it up.
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